Description: I always thought my girlfriend was a bit mad, but after today I know she is a complete nutter. Recently she has gone off sex a bit, so I did what all responsible boyfriends do, I went and bought a Fleshlight in the shape of a porn star's cunt. I was just settling down to some alone time when she came in and found me. She went berserk, slapping my cock and twisting my balls until I promised to throw the Fleshlight out. She gave me such a working over that the head of my cock turned blue! She stalked out afterwards taking the Fleshlight with her- now I have to buy a new one on the internet- this is going to be an expensive hobby.